A New York City Parking Spot is an Oyster
You bought a car in Texas in April. It’s a 2000 Toyota 4runner, black with gold trim, and a leather interior that fuses to your tender under thighs when you’re wearing shorts on a hot day, which is every day in Texas. His name is Virgil. He is a boy car and if it bothers people that he’s not a girl car then you think they need to have a serious word wit…
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