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How Do You Say “I'm Not Dead!” in Spanish?

How Do You Say “I'm Not Dead!” in Spanish?

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Jan 21, 2023
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To: soribel.vazquezx1998@gmail.com

From: david.wexler@wexlerinteriorsdesign.com

Subject: MUCHOS IMPORTANT SORIBEL!!! 

Soribel, it’s David, por favor honey - PONGO ESTA EMAIL EN GOOGLE TRANSLATE SPANISH! (or whatever language you speak on the phone while you’re supposed to be emptying the dishwasher) 

Hi Soribel,

How are you? Is your mother feeling better or…

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